25+ Vegetable Pick Up Lines: Smooth, Dirty, and Cute

25+ Vegetable Pick Up Lines – Check out the cute pick up lines we collected for you! Pick up lines in Tagalog and English are very popular in the Philippines, and if my memory serves me correctly, there are thousands of pick up lines in their own category. These 25+ Vegetable Pick Up Lines will surely make you laugh and chuckle! We’ve got it all for you, whether it’s smooth, dirty, or cute!

25+ Vegetable Pick Up Lines
25+ Vegetable Pick Up Lines

These Vegetable Pick Up Lines is chock-full of phrases you’d like to hear from him and things you’d like to say to her in a unique way. All of these Vegetable Pick Up Lines will give you butterflies in your stomach.

What are Pick Up Lines?

Romantic pick up lines are a deliberate attempt (that usually fails) to strike up a conversation with a stranger while romantically or sexually interested in them.

List of Smooth Vegetable Pick Up Lines

Prepare yourself to the smoothest vegetable pick up lines that you will ever read!

Here are Smooth Vegetable Pick Up Lines you can try!

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..
    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they’d allow me to…

  2. If you were a vegetable
    You’d be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  3. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  4. If u were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

  5. You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

  6. I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

  7. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but
    If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

  8. You make my heart skip a beet.

  9. I think we’re mint to be!

  10. Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

  11. Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.

  12. Can I cover you in agave nectar?

  13. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.

  14. Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

  15. I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.

READ: Top 10 Smooth Pick Up Lines For Her This 2021 and 25 Best Pick Up Lines in English for 2021

List of Dirty Vegetable Pick Up Lines

Here is a list of the top “nakakakilig”, sweet, and certified pick up lines for your boyfriend. Go ahead and try them!

I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

 I’m a bee – can you be my honey?

I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.

I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.

 I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.

I would like to give a kiss tofu.

I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?

May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian level of competition.

READ: Top 10 Cheesy Pick Up Lines in English For Her This 2021 and 25 Best Dirty Pick Up Lines For 2021

List of Cute Vegetable Pick Up Lines

Here is a list of the cute vegetable pick up lines. Go ahead and try them!

My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.

Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed

The World’s Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

You are the only meat I will ever put in my body.

Conclusion

So there you have it! 25+ Vegetable Pick Up Lines! I hope that these sweet pick up lines can help you out in getting the love of your life!

Comments and Suggestions

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