Painful Tagalog Hugot Pick Up Lines This 2021

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Painful Tagalog Hugot Pick Up Lines This 2021 – “Mabuti pa ang saging, may puso! Ikaw, wala!” Hugot lines are excruciating to hear. Some are amusing, while others are terribly painful. This 2021, here are some painful Tagalog hugot pick up lines.

painful tagalog hugot pick up lines this 2021
painful tagalog hugot pick up lines this 2021

These pick up lines will break your heart! You’d better have some tissues on hand!

What are Pick up Lines?

Pick up lines are a deliberate attempt (that usually fails) to strike up a conversation with a stranger while romantically or sexually interested in them.

List of Painful Tagalog Hugot Pick Up Lines This 2021

Here is a list of heart-wrenching painful lines this 2021.

Narito ang Painful Tagalog Hugot Pick up lines this 2021.

  1. Sinanay mo pa akong nandiyan ka
    Aalis ka lang man din pala…

  2. Jeep nga umaalis kapag napuno….
    Tao pa kaya?

  3. Hindi tanga ang taong sobrang nagmahal.
    Mas tanga yung taong minahal ng sobra pero naghanap ng iba

  4. Ang love parang sports.
    Kaya mo bang maipanalo ang isang laro kung reserba ka lang?

  5. Aanhin pa natin ang April Fool’s Day
    Araw-araw ka namang niloloko.

  6. Ang love parang bayad sa dyip,
    Minsan hindi nasusuklian.

  7. Ang hirap magmahal ng manhid. Pero manhid ba talaga o iba lang ang mahal niya?

  8. Ang pag-ibig mo sa kanya ay parang Domino.
    Nahulog ka sa kanya pero siya, nahulog sa iba.

  9. Kung may iba na siya, hayaan mo siyang magpakasaya.
    Hindi ka naman bayani para ipaglaban mo siya.

  10. Aanhin pa ang tiwala.
    Kung ang bawat hinala ay laging tumatama.

See the Best Tagalog Pick up Lines compilation for 2021.

Inspirational Tagalog Quotes About Love

Here are other quotes about love you might get inspiration with.

Sana ang pag-ibig parang sukli sa jeep. Kahit ipasa pasa ka pa sa maraming tao, kukunin at kukunin ka pa rin ng tunay na nagmamay-ari sayo.

Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka. Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo: Pakaingatan mo siya.

Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan.

Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.

Ang tenga kapag pinagdikit korteng puso.
Kaya mo bang maipanalo ang isang laro kung reserba ka lang?nagpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.

Hindi mo kailangang baguhin ang sarili mo para sa taong mahal mo, Magpakatotoo ka lang at turuan syang tanggapin ang buong pagkatao mo.

Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan, hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan.

Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto, pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento.

Sana kaya kong ibigay ang buong mundo sayo para malaman mo kung gaano ka kahalaga sa buhay ko.

Kung kayo talaga, kayo talaga… at kung hindi man, siguradong may darating hindi man siya ang expected mo, sya naman ang mas deserving sa pagmamahal mo.
O dapat ba akong malungkot dahil hangang doon nalang tayo

Ang tunay na pag-ibig? Yun yung di mo alam kung baket mo siya nagustuhan pero minahal mo siya sa di mo maipaliwanag na dahilan.

Habang nasa iyo ang taong mahal mo, alagaan mo. Wag mo hayaan dumating un araw na pagsisihan mo na nawala na sya at sabihin na sa yo na, ‘kaw kasi eh, pinabayaan mo ko’.

Nabubuhay tayo hindi para bumitaw at bumigay, kundi para lumaban at matuto.

Sa tamang panahon ay may isang taong magpapatunay sa’yo kung bakit ka para sa kanya at kung bakit hindi ka para sa iba.

May mga bagay sa mundo na hindi kayang baguhin ng panahon. Pero kayang ayusin kapag nabigyan ng pagkakataon.

Para sa mga iniwan, sinaktan at umiyak dahil sa pag-ibig… Iiyak mo lang yan. Pero wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa nakaraan. Dapat ipakita mo na hindi ikaw ang nawalan kundi siya na nanloko sa’yo. Ngumiti ka at ayusin ang iyong sarili. Para ipakita na mas gumanda ang buhay mo mula ng nawala siya sa’yo.

Funny Quotes About Love.

Life isn’t the same without a sense of humour. We don’t always have to seem solemn when we convey our feelings for someone. So here are funny quotes about love!

1. My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan. – Leopold Fetchner

2. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason

3. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris

4. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

5. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

6. Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz

7. Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

8. Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. – English Proverb

9. Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. – Judith Viorst

10. I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. – Chico Marx

11. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

12. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

13. A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. – Spanish Proverb

14. He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. – Ring Lardner

15. Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. –  Jean Kerr

16. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz

17. Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

18. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. – Phyllis Schlafly

19. Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

20. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner

21. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason

22. According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.

23. If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.

24. Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

25. My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’

26. It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.

27. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

28. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar

29. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

30. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans

31. The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.

32. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

33. Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. – Fulton J. Sheen

34. If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love. – Miles Davis

35. My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.

36. Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.

37. I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.

38. During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.

39. Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.

40. Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.

41. Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.

42. Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.

43. You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.

44. Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.

45. I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.

46. I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.

47. Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.

48. To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

49. Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms. – J. P. Senn

50. My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. – Elayne Boosler

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